When one person says to another that they are going to the bone-zone their minds usually conjure up some typical pre-teen fantasies of copious amounts of pussy and themselves taking their three inch flaccid penises and penetrating the imaginary beauties. However in the case of Big Cotton Wood Canyon, the term "Bone-Zone" is a reference to one of the better pre season boarding spots in Utah.
The Bone-Zone consists of all kinds of glorious features which one can throw themselves on. The small cleared out spot is filled with bumpy tree slides, (insert sexual innuendo regarding herpes and Mac Spedale here) rails, tubes and anything else someone manages to drag up to the spot.
The term, "Bone-Zone", according to Matt Piasecki, originated at Brighton ski resort. A spot called the bone yard located near the snake creek chair lift was where summer rusted rails from the previous winter would be stored and pre-season ridden in the fall. Now thanks to Sean Black, Ben Hanisch and whoever else helped create the current Bone Zone, it has matured into a legitimate early season spot.
I personally like the spot not only because I am banned from Brighton (thanks to that stupid little liftie snitch who ruined my good times, as well as many others, whom I hope gives birth to down syndrome siamese twins) but also due to the fact that I can black out the night before and still have a solid day of riding. The past couple of weeks the spot has been destroyed by the ever changing crew of Boner-Zoners and Mark "poopy finger" Dangler and Andrew Miller have the proof.
- Bone Zone park staff making sure all the lips are smooth and poppy.
- Russell Nick get his kicks with a gap 270 wood slide
- Detailed wood filler shot #1
- Louie Vito all murdered out with a lofty back one
- Detailed wood filler shot #2
- Ted Borland doesn't have a season pass anywhere and its safe to say he is the gatekeeper of the zone since he shreds here everyday. You better not roll up uninvited or he will stiff leg you in the face.
- Sam Spedale going for broke on a pole jam backie. Unfortunately he got broke and bloody. You almost had it buddy...
- One of the Bone Zone masterminds Mr Sean Black pressing one of his creations.
- Eric Fernandez stopped by long enough to help rub some of the bumps off this log. Gap backlip booya!
- Screw Nick Russell check out that booooootayy! I love those boards.
- You can always count on a Spedale to fuck something up good.
- Russell Crowe having a Taipan of a time.
- Mac Spedale has the special talent to envision "amazing" photo angles in his head. He explained his vision to Andrew, he indulged Mac and what do you know it turned out like shit. Maybe we should of have posted that awsome angle......Not.
- One extra tall one footer please... Actually more like Ted's best Air jordan impression. Tounge and everything. Next time we should bring a basketball.
- Random smoke floating through the trees photo.
- If you were offended or thought the story sucked this is the guy to blame. Insert your own vulgure caption of inserting something thing big and bad into Spencers mouth now.
- You can always count on Luke Mitrani to think up and execute some crazy shit. Keegan induges Luke as his stand in rail. Check the video to see the almost death of Luke Mitrani.
- Keegan knows a thing or two about riding rails. You can't come to the bone zone and not bone it out. Keegan sending a all natural organic no preseratives healty wood 5-0. To see a better banger 5-0 shot check out Keegan's 5 Minutes Interview.
